Sorry? Sorry that you and your tennis pals torched this guy and now he’s after me? In case you haven’t been keeping score, it’s his fucking banquet! And I’m the last course.
I dare you to make out with that moose over there.
I prefer ghosts to vampires, though. They’re so much more human; they have a tradition to live up to. Somehow they manage to keep all the horror in without spilling any blood.